Comments on: 17 Deep Thoughts

By: Edgy Mama

Edgy Mama — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:04:51 +0000

Now my brain’s about to explode.

You need an elf who will watch over your daughter and report directly to Santa–whether about wish lists or misbehavior: http://www.mountainx.com/ae/2007/edgy_mama_dont_piss_off_the_elves/.
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By: sheryl

sheryl — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:01:19 +0000

Thanks for writing down everything that was cluttering up a part of my brain, too…You have a way of putting it all down that is so funny, Alisa! But now you’ve gotten something into my brain that I just can’t shake: the semen recipes and art. Of all things…
Can you tell me WHY in the WORLD someone would do this?

ps…I know – it’s a rhetorical question.

By: Kat

Kat — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:10:28 +0000

This made me laugh so hard, Alisa. Thank you!

By: Jackie Dishner

Jackie Dishner — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:44:20 +0000

Alisa, I was so “I’m not sure what” with number 4 that I had to post it on Twitter and give you credit for finding it. Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. And Jason, thanks to your comment, now I will think about that. In fact, maybe I won’t hold any more bills again without getting out the rubber gloves first. Uh, thanks?
Jackie Dishner´s last blog ..Slow down, world.

By: MarthaandMe

MarthaandMe — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:05:23 +0000

#15 – yes if I think about that, it scares the you know what out of me. #1 we went on a whale watch years ago and I spent so much time trying to get a photo of the whale when it surfaced that I never actually really experienced it.

By: Meredith Resnick - The Writer's [Inner] Journey

Meredith Resnick - The Writer's [Inner] Journey — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:02:25 +0000

Alisa, You are so funny and honest – love it! And my goodness, the cookbook and the art you mentioned – yup – yikes!

By: mo

mo — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:21:08 +0000

“How does Santa gather up all of the wish lists from all of the kids in the world? My 5 year old would like to know. The answer, “I don’t know. It’s magic” didn’t cut it. By the way, she no longer wants to be a racecar driver when she grows up. Now she wants to be one of Santa’s elves.”

santa hires the November and December Postmen and women to work for him.

and every one does poop… there’s a book about that… have you seen it. your daughter would love it. mine does! (http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/192913214X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1256872528&sr=8-1)

Iofte wonder too if I am missing out on the real stuff by making sure my parents and inlaws adn everyone on facebook and myspace has photos of my adventures. liek the other night she was singin g her heart out, and i got the camera and was watching my daughter throught the camera screen , even though she was standing 4 feet away. (btw – it is hillarious, if you skip forwar to the 3rd mintue, you can catch the farting scene where she stops, lets it rip, and picks right back up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB-wHuI2Elg)

I do enjoy your posts alisa, even the so called “pointless” ones

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:18:46 +0000

BTW, nice post, noodles!
Jason´s last blog ..My Boxed Life

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:17:55 +0000

Here, I’ll re-cycle my Thought 4 the day: Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper’s butt crack? If not, you’re wondering now.

By: Alisa

Alisa — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:58:23 +0000

Kathy–your public restroom comment had me snorting. Just worded perfectly to generate a great amount of laughter.

Tracy–crap, your comment just made me think about my heart and how it never stops beating. Like it never gets a break, not even during sleep. For the past 39 years, it’s been beating and beating and beating. And my lungs have been breathing all of that time, too. How do these organs do it? Don’t they just get burned out? They don’t need my help at all in order to do their job? That freaks me out… that they don’t need my help. Crazy, eh? I guess I must have control issues.