> 1. Blindfold me and feed me dark chocolate followed by red wine.

Good call. One can never have too much chocolate or sexy play. Or wine, but then I’m French.

> 2. Put on an apron and make me dinner. There’s nothing sexier than a man in an apron. I will lavishly reward you for your efforts. I promise.

Yes. Food is aphrosdisiac. Cooking it makes girls swoon. Usually.

> 3. Hold my hand and lead me to the living room, where you’ve assembled a wine and cheese picnic for us.

OK, this is getting silly. Food = Sex, we get it. Stop humping the fridge.

> 4. Suggest we rent a movie you don’t particularly like, but you know I want to see.

Don’t. Or do, invite her friends and then go to a sports bar. No man should have to suffer through a chick flick. Period. What kind of sadist would expect you to do that?

> 5. Wear a suit. Put on some music. Ask me to dance with you to one song. You look sexy in a suit, and you only wear them to weddings and funerals. Let’s change that.

Sure, *if* she keeps buying lingerie. But seriously, it wouldn’t hurt you to look good, from time to time. And dance is the food of love – just do it.

> 6. When our daughter crawls into our bed at 7:30 a.m. on a weekend morning, say, “No honey, you stay in bed. I’ll get up.” Then close the door. Then make me breakfast.

Not so much a romance move as a “please-don’t-rip-my-head-off” one, but remember to emphasize the times you do something nice for her. If it becomes a habit she’ll just assume it’s normal and rip your head when you *don’t* do it.

> 7. Give me a full body massage, without expecting one in return.

Bodily contact. Can’t get wrong on that score, man. And work on those thighs…

And honey? Get real. If he gives you a massage you *know* what he wants in return. And you want it too. So cup the crap and get with the program.

> 8. On your regularly scheduled Night Out, stay home because you know I’m tired and because you know I need a break. Draw me a bath. Tell me to get in and relax. Entertain our daughter while I obey. Expect nothing in return.

Again, a “please-don’t-rip-my-head-off” move. If she’s there, you’ve been inconsiderate for some time. Get it right or divorce her.

> 9. Suggest we take a walk together.

Seriously, she’s *that* easy? Boy, either you’re lucky or she’s lying to make it to 10.

> 10. Suggest we ride bikes through town as a family.

See number 9.

That was fun.

I’m a sucker for flowers, and I don’t care if they were picked from our garden or stlen form the neighbours! It’s the thought that counts!

But something he is still able to do that is really romantic is give me pedicures. That man’s hands are straight from heaven!